The 25 bars that define the form, ranked by the editors. Voting is coming; until then, argue in the submissions.
Kanye West, 2018
The entire vocal is nonsense syllables built around scooping and pooping, over a soul loop that deserved better and got exactly what it needed.
Biz Markie, 1989
A whole song about composing rhymes while sitting on the toilet, with bathroom rules.
Ice Spice, 2024
Hook built on the contrast between being the shit and being a fart; the fart is the target.
Lil Wayne, 2008
A bowel-trouble taunt aimed at rivals, mid-boast.
Nas, 2001
A joke about a slow-burning fart, used as a metaphor for how the diss lingers.
Ol' Dirty Bastard feat. Method Man, 1997
ODB adopts a dog-pooping persona in a sexual scenario; Method Man provides commentary.
D12, 2001
A revenge threat built on defecating on rivals' property, carried by the whole group.
Ice Cube, 1991
Cube narrates a bathroom stop at his mom's house and the relief that follows.
Eminem, 2013
A fan asks for an autograph on a napkin while Em is on a fast-food toilet; the napkin becomes toilet paper.
Wu-Tang Clan feat. Redman, 2000
A pun-heavy flatulence joke set in a crowded room.
Devin the Dude, 1998
A whole song about the act of sitting on the toilet; the album art matches.
The Notorious B.I.G., 1997
A partner's request involving defecation, delivered deadpan on an otherwise sexual track.
Nicki Minaj, 2010
Title and hook are a boast about defecating on rivals as an act of contempt.
Wu-Tang Clan, 1993
ODB describes a mess in his underwear and compares his temper to uncontrolled diarrhea.
Cardi B, 2021
Cardi told Fallon the hook is a metaphor for a bowel movement that gets stuck and won't come out.
Lil Wayne feat. Kanye West, 2008
Kanye's verse includes a skid-mark joke.
Lil Wayne, 2013
Describes being wiped after defecating, naked, as a boast.
OutKast, 1996
Big Boi compares an act of violence to defecating.
Eminem, 2004
A fart sound effect in the production and a joke about passing gas on the dance floor.
Danny Brown, 2011
Not flushing after urinating, a wiping reference, and a stink comparison aimed at rivals.
GZA threatens a rival to the point of making them soil themselves.
J. Cole, 2011
A boast about out-farting a rival, later echoed by Ice Spice.
The hook is made of recorded fart and belch noises.
Lil Wayne feat. Jae Millz, Gudda Gudda, 2008
A wipe-and-flush joke that treats the Earth as the toilet.
Troy Ave, 2015
An entire song built on an extended doo-doo pun; the video features passersby singing it.