The main event. Number two, in all its forms.
Kanye West, 2018
The entire vocal is nonsense syllables built around scooping and pooping, over a soul loop that deserved better and got exactly what it needed.
Biz Markie, 1989
A whole song about composing rhymes while sitting on the toilet, with bathroom rules.
Ice Spice, 2024
Hook built on the contrast between being the shit and being a fart; the fart is the target.
Lil Wayne, 2008
A bowel-trouble taunt aimed at rivals, mid-boast.
Ol' Dirty Bastard feat. Method Man, 1997
ODB adopts a dog-pooping persona in a sexual scenario; Method Man provides commentary.
D12, 2001
A revenge threat built on defecating on rivals' property, carried by the whole group.
Ice Cube, 1991
Cube narrates a bathroom stop at his mom's house and the relief that follows.
Eminem, 2013
A fan asks for an autograph on a napkin while Em is on a fast-food toilet; the napkin becomes toilet paper.
Devin the Dude, 1998
A whole song about the act of sitting on the toilet; the album art matches.
The Notorious B.I.G., 1997
A partner's request involving defecation, delivered deadpan on an otherwise sexual track.
Nicki Minaj, 2010
Title and hook are a boast about defecating on rivals as an act of contempt.
Wu-Tang Clan, 1993
ODB describes a mess in his underwear and compares his temper to uncontrolled diarrhea.
Cardi B, 2021
Cardi told Fallon the hook is a metaphor for a bowel movement that gets stuck and won't come out.
Lil Wayne feat. Kanye West, 2008
Kanye's verse includes a skid-mark joke.
Lil Wayne, 2013
Describes being wiped after defecating, naked, as a boast.
OutKast, 1996
Big Boi compares an act of violence to defecating.
GZA threatens a rival to the point of making them soil themselves.
Eminem, 2004
The hook is made of recorded fart and belch noises.
Troy Ave, 2015
An entire song built on an extended doo-doo pun; the video features passersby singing it.
Intro threat about sewing a victim's anus shut and continuing to feed them.
Busta Rhymes feat. Chris Brown, 2011
A boast about being able to poop and fart on beat and still kill the track.
MF DOOM, 2009
References to cow dung and crude bowel imagery inside a dense verse.
Danny Brown, 2012
A boast about eating a huge amount and then defecating money.
Royce da 5'9" feat. Eminem, King Green, 2018
Em's verse stacks several feces and bowel references, including a toilet line, while dissing mumble rap.
21 Savage feat. Young Thug, Metro Boomin, 2024
The post-chorus compares the smell of his weed to feces, approvingly.
Chris Brown feat. Lil Wayne, Busta Rhymes, 2011
Wayne compares something to pollution, scatologically.
Drake feat. Lil Wayne, Young Jeezy, 2009
Wayne narrates using the toilet.
Lil Wayne, 2007
An incontinence joke in the middle of a best-rapper-alive boast.
Lil Wayne feat. Drake, 2010
A shitting-on-rappers boast.
2 Live Crew, 1992
Title references doo doo.
Drake feat. Lil Wayne, 2010
A feces-related sexual joke in Wayne's verse.
Future, 2013
A reference to drugs that have passed through a body before being sold.
Lil Wayne, 2002
A stomachache joke.
Lil Wayne, 2011
A defecating-to-converse pun.
Nicki Minaj feat. Lil Wayne, 2012
A boast about being excrement.
Drake, 2013
A pun on the word 'bottom'. Borderline eligibility.